Actually, come to think of it, maybe I just haven't met one who
chased me the right way! 
Y'know... like never corner a frightened animal cause her instinct
will be to scratch and bite even though you're her owner?
Instead, approach carefully, bearing her favourite food and gifts,
and tread slowly towards her, drawing nearer only when she allows
it, when she's ready for it. And then when you're close enough,
ta-daaaaah!! Nabbed!! 
Do me a favour, dear Pinky, and tare too if you don't mind, if you
ever meet a guy I have the hots for and I start acting up, tell him
what's really happening, k? 
